Monkey Brains & Squid Kibbles

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broccoli & triple cheese pizza September 26, 2007

Filed under: Vegetarian Recipes — monkeybrainsnsquidkibbles @ 10:13 am

We tend to eat later at our house (8 o’clock is not unheard of) so leavened bits, like this broccoli & cheese pizza, pop up every once in a while.

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The dough:

This is made similarly to the focaccia dough but more flour and more kneading are added to this recipe. I also cut the flour with durum semolina which makes it extra tasty.

1 cup warm water
2 tbsp honey
1 tbsp dry active yeast

Melt those together in a large mixing bowl and let sit for 10 minutes.

1 1/2 cups all-purpose or whole wheat flour
1 cup fine durum semolina
1 tsp salt
2 tbsp olive oil

Thoroughly mix all of those ingredients in with the flour, yeast & honey mixture. Turn out onto a well-floured surface and knead for 10-15 minutes until you have a nice, soft, stretchy ball.

Let sit 45 minutes or until the ball has doubled in size. This is a good time to make your pizza sauce and get your toppings together.

Once the dough rises, punch it down and stretch the ball out over your cooking surface – it should be about 1/4 inch thick. Let it sit for 10 minutes before decorating.

I tend to prefer very basic and fresh flavours in a pizza. This one was super simple; sauce, feta, loads of broccoli (blanched in the nuker prior to adding to the pizza), provolone – in that order. Melty cheese always goes on top in my world. I also enjoy a bright, uncooked tomato sauce (when I use it – I have to admit that I’m a sucker for pesto). Here’s my recipe:

1 can diced tomatoes
4 cloves of garlic
1 tsp nutmeg
2 tsp oregano
2 tsp basil
2 tbsp parmesan or romano cheese

Drain and press the tomatoes through a colander until almost all of the liquid is gone. Toss these and the rest of the sauce ingredients into a food processor. Whiz until you’ve got a coarse mulch.

 

retail therapy September 17, 2007

Filed under: Product endorsement — monkeybrainsnsquidkibbles @ 1:01 pm

I spent Saturday in an only slightly traumatic bridal gown hunt in North York’s Retail Outlet Alley on Orfus Road – not for myself but for a bride to be come June of 2008. As an act of retaliation we stopped into The Grande Cheese Factory Outlet and, Hark! The payday fairies graced me with a meager sum to spend on gastronomical idolatry of the primarily Italian Epicurean variety.

I was a good girl, though, and only came back with a few token items which are difficult to find in this fair city:

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1. Pickled hot peppers. I almost went for the cheese filled ones but decided on these for their pizza adornment potential.
2. An olive oil and herb infusion for gussying up red sauces.
3. A grilling marinade for my favourite meats: eggplant and mushrooms.
4. Fig jam…with double creme brie on baguette? Need I say more?
5. Smoked provolone. I almost bought a whole round of this.
6. Hot sopressata calabrese. Though this stuff is a wonderful antipasto, I plan to experiment with its nutmeg and cinnamon flavours in a very inauthentic carbonara-esque sauce over the used-to-be-fresh pasta sitting in our freezer right now.
7. Balkan-style pistachio halva. By far the best candy in the world. I may have to hide it from the kids for a while.

I also came back with cheap gnocchi and a kilo of feta (which I’ll split with my shopping partners). I truly wish I had taken the camera to give you a glimpse of the variety of items in stock there – everything from bulk taralli to truffle oil. I fully intend to make the trip back to North York before Christmas so I may stuff my trademark goodie baskets with delights from this place for loved ones.

 

Ni le bien qu’on m’a fait, ni le mal September 9, 2007

Filed under: Things the boy makes — monkeybrainsnsquidkibbles @ 9:57 pm

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See what my baby makes me? It tastes as gorgeous as it looks.

Muah!

 

Fried Green Tomatoes

Filed under: On the grill,Vegetarian Recipes — monkeybrainsnsquidkibbles @ 1:54 pm

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I remember passing these over for breakfast and my grandparents’ house simply because neither of my parents were fans and so ruined me on them. It wasn’t until I was about 8 that I decided to try them again and there was no turning back from that point. Fried green tomatoes are one of the best seasonal vegie indulgences going. Here’s the recipe for my spiced up version that’s just a wee bit different from how grandma used to make them. It makes about 6 side dish sized servings.

Ingredients:

30 mid-sized unripe tomatoes
2 cups cornmeal
1/2 cup all purpose flour
1 tbsp thyme leaves
2 tsp ground coriander
3 tsp ground cumin
1 tsp salt
pepper to taste
3 beaten eggs
1/4 cup vegetable or peanut oil

Instructions:

Cut the tomatoes into half inch thick slices. Set aside between paper towels in single layers while you prepare the breading. Mix the dry ingredients in a bowl. Beat the eggs in another. In a large, heavy skillet, heat the oil until very hot. Dredge each slice of tomato through the egg then the breading and place them directly in hot skillet. Fry each piece about 3 minutes on the first side and two minutes on the second. As they finish move them to a paper towel covered plate to drain.

Serve immediately.

 

Make your vegetarian happy! September 5, 2007

Filed under: Vegetarian Recipes — monkeybrainsnsquidkibbles @ 8:13 pm

This is a dish the kids and I used to eat quite frequently two housing arrangements ago when I was far more committed to vegetarian eating than I am now. What changed? Don’t really know, but I’m feeling the need to go back to that as it challenged me and sated me in ways than a more meat-centric diet does.

The trick with it is to maintain individual flavours as much as possible and creating non-confrontational side dishes to go with it. It’s not difficult at all, just a matter of who you’re feeding.

Here’s my recipe for Grilled Cheesy Polenta and Mushrooms in a Rosemary-infused Wine Gravy:

The first step is to create the polenta. It needs to set and chill for at least 2 hours before it can be grilled. It only takes about 20 minutes to prepare from beginning to end so it’s something which can be put together up to two days beforehand or first thing in the morning (for the more motivated among us).

Ingredients:

9 cups water
2 tsp coarse sea salt
3 cups yellow cornmeal (fine or coarse – I tend to prefer coarse but fine was closest today, so that’s what I bought)
1/4 cup butter or margarine
3/4 cup grated parmesan or romano cheese (this can be vegan cheese)

In a large (we’re talking stock or pasta-type pot) bring the water to a boil. Once boiling, slowly add the cornmeal, gently sifting it through your fingers in a gentle stream so it does not become clumpy. Once all of the cornmeal is in the pot, reduce the heat to medium and stir vigorously (vigorous is important here because the mash will sputter and spit unless this is done) until the mash easily falls away from the side of the pot. Remove the pot from heat and stir in butter and cheese. Pour the hot mixture into a lightly greased casserole dish and chill.

This is what the polenta will look like:

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The next step is to infuse the wine. That’s pretty easy; Take one tablespoon of dried rosemary leaves, or a 6 inch sprig of fresh rosemary and bruise them/it in a mortar and pestle. Add that to 1 cup of nice, dry white wine.

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Retsina works wonderfully for this as it’s already infused with a resinous aroma provided it by the pine sap seal used to keep the amphorae in which they’re aged air tight. The $5ish price tag per bottle doesn’t hurt either. The sooner one can begin that process, the better, especially when using dried rosemary as its dryness might affect texture in strange ways. I didn’t begin until about 2 hours before I began cooking.

Next is the mushrooms and gravy.

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Ingredients:

2 tbsp butter or margarine
1 medium diced onion, chopped
2 cloves garlic, crushed
1 lb portabello mushrooms, thinly sliced
2 tbsp flour
The aforementioned wine infused with rosemary
3/4 cup water

In a skillet melt the butter over medium-low heat. Add onions and garlic. Sautee until garlic and onions become golden brown. Increase heat to medium-high. Add mushrooms. Sautee until mushrooms are wilted. Sift flour through fingers over the flour and stir, with a wooden spoon until mushrooms are coated in flour. Go start your barbecue. Cook & stir with the wooden spoon for about two to four minutes until flour is sticking to the bottom of the pan. Begin adding wine & rosemary mixture slowly, lifting flour from the bottom of the pan with the wooden spoon as you add it. Cook for three to five minutes. Add water slowly, stirring it into the existing mixture with the wooden spoon. Let simmer on low heat.

At this point your barbecue should be ready to grill the polenta. Lightly brush each piece with olive oil and place oiled side down on the grill. This stuff is the hardest thing to burn ever, so it’s ok to leave it alone for a little while, though I don’t necessarily suggest it to those who don’t multi-task well. The sauce will be ok simmering while you grill the polenta, so don’t worry about doing too many things at once.

Once the polenta is nicely grilled and hot, spoon your mushrooms and gravy over it. Sprinkle with chopped, fresh parsley and finely grated asiago cheese.

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I chose to serve steamed green beans in lemon pepper butter with it. I was lovely.

 

Corny

Filed under: On the grill — monkeybrainsnsquidkibbles @ 8:33 am

Haven’t posted in a while but I thought I’d let you all know that we’re making the most of our favourite seasonal vegie:

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Roasting corn has got to be the best way to have it. All it takes is a good soaking of the ears in cold water for a couple of hours (one is minimum) then tossing them on the grill (or fire if you’ve got one) for about half an hour. They come out with a sweet nuttiness that just isn’t achieved in boiling them plus the leftovers (if there are any) make a wicked chowder.

 

 
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